Starring: John Morrison & Alexis Laree
Setting: Middle of the ring
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Written by: James
The Palace of Sexy
Pyrotechnics shoot off in the arena sending the crowd into a frenzy and leaving everyone standing on their feet. Fans take turns shouting into the camera as it scatters across the arena. The cameras go to the ring where it is set up for a new segment on Smackdown!. The ring is filled with a white carpet, two white leather couches, a beautiful short white glass table in front of the couches. With excitement still in the air the music of John Morrison plays through the arena and almost immediately gets a reaction of boos from the crowd but leaves them standing on their feet. Mixed in with the boos are the shouts of the women and signs scattered across the arena admiring the body of John. He steps onto the the stage and does his entrance slowly throwing one arm into the air and whipping his hair back into the slow motion as girls and other fans take the opportunity to take pictures. John proceeds to the ring walking cocky the entire way. As John steps into the ring he grabs a microphone that is sitting in the middle of the glass table. A glow of confidence exudes from Morrison as he stands in the middle of the ring. John shows a smile that makes any woman shiver at the sight as he raises the microphone.
John Morrison
Welcome everyone to the first edition of "The Palace of Sexy." Naturally since it is featuring me, John Morrison, the name had to fit and I believe the word sexy is just right since I'm none other the "The Shaman of Sexy." Now for those of you who don't know who I am it's not hard to see what is before your eyes. I am the best new generation superstar in the business and not only that but also I'm the best looking.You are going to find out real quick I could care less what you think about me. And ladies feel free to love me and take pictures of me but remember this merchandise is not to touch. Guys, well be jealous that is enough said. I think my looks speaks for itself. As far as my athletic ability goes you gland people here couldn't even touch me. I have more athletic ability in my pinkie than you pathetic people have in your entire bodies.No matter who gets put up against me I'm going to show you just why I am the best. Now it's true that later tonight will be my first match here on Smackdown! but we'll get to that a little later.
John walks around the ring nice and slow taking a good look at all the fans int he arena. The fans are still on their feet from the beginning of the show and are ready to find out who will be the first guest on John's show. John's hands run across the ropes of the ring before walking to couch where he leans lightly as the crowd begins to calm down waiting to see what John will say next. John isn't the nicest person that has stepped in the ring but the fans want to hear what he has to say even if they don't like him. John demands respect and when he speaks he gets it even if they boo him afterward. John's smile is still on his face at the apparent reaction of the crowd. A few moments later John is walking again this time to the other side of the table where he stands firm and raises his microphone ready to speak once more.
John Morrison
First I want to talk about a situation that happened earlier. Now this situation also inspired my guest and topic for the first edition of The Palace. You see when you are as good looking as I am you tend to get all the attention from the ladies. And when you are as young as myself then relationships you find out don't tend to last long and you are better off being single and exploring your options. Which brings up your odds of running into people from your past that aren't your favorites or they don't think good of you. Naturally when you come across these those certain people the situation doesn't tend to go all that well. Especially when the person hasn't had the best couple of weeks up to that point. Not only that but when there is more than one lady involved it will get a little messy, guys take that from me. Which brings me to my first guest for the show. Now for the guys in the arena I'm sure you all know her name and you have more than likely had your fair share of wet dreams about her. She makes all the other women in the crowd one of two things, jealous or aroused. Her beauty is only second to her athletic ability. After a long talk and I'll admit some begging upon my part, ladies and gentleman the first guest of The Palace of Sexy, Alexis Laree!
You are the One is heard by the crowd and Alexis Laree comes out with an excitement that is matched by the crowd in the arena. Alexis doesn't waste time getting to the ring where she glares at John staying weary of him much to affection of the fans. After a few seconds Alexis plays to the crowd by posing for the cameras from each side of the ring. Alexis ran her hand across one of the white leather couches as she came back around and picked up a microphone as she stood close to John. Alexis was looking hot in her outfit and had the guys drooling from their mouths and some of the girls too. The smile on Alexis couldn't be removed as she placed one hand on her hip and looked over the crowd one more time nodding her head as the fans began to calm down. After the fans seem to settle down some John raises his microphone again to speak which draws the crowd to react with their distaste for John which makes him have to lower his microphone again. John raises the microphone again this time before they calm down.
John Morrison
You know, why don't you fans just shut your mouths and enjoy the show that you are getting to see. It isn't every day you get to see two of the hottest people on God's green Earth. You are nothing more than loud and cheap,and that is why you pay the big money to see people like Alexis and myself. Now if you don't mind, we need to go on with the show. For you ladies out there that aren't happy with your selves and the way you look and even for the ladies who think they look good, I want you to take notice of this bombshell that is beside me here because no matter what weight loss pill, lipo, or diet your try you will never ever look this good so there is no use trying. That point being made lets talk about earlier today. Some people think they are hot and because they think they are hot they think they can have me. Well ladies and gentlemen let me explain something to you, the lady right here beside me is the definition of hot, who encountered me earlier is what I would call a slut. I tried to be nice to her and she wanted nothing more than my body. I am not just some boy toy to use and put away, who do I look like, Shawn Michaels? Not to mention if I remember right shes into well older men. And if you look at me, I'm anything but old. Now I brought Alexis out here because this is called the Palace of Sexy and the only way you get on my show is if you are sexy. Now I'm not sure what Alexis wants to say or to who but Alexis I'm going to let you speak to these idiots here and then I'll ask you a few questions after.
Alexis now with a look of disgust on her face from the statements made by John nods still with a glare in her eye staying on guard. Alexis knows she can't trust John as far as she can throw him. Keeping her distance from John so that if anything happens she can make a quick escape. Microphone in hand Alexis walks to the edge of the couch only a couple of steps from the ropes. Alexis looks over the crowd who are for the most part silent waiting on her to speak. You can see in her eyes that Alexis has something to say and she is ready to get it off her chest. It doesn't take too much encouragement from the crowed before Alexis raises the microphone up ready to speak.
Alexis Laree
You know John I do have something I want to say. I want to say that you are perhaps the most self centered male on the face of the Earth. You put your looks before anything and everyone and that is why you may have one night stands with girls who want nothing more than sex but you will never have a real relationship with any woman because you can't care about anyone other than your self. If you think your looks are what is going to get you through the business than you are just like Candice. I tried to give you a chance but I am beginning to see what Shantelle was saying about you. You are a pompous jerk who only wants what is best for you. You have the athletic ability to take you through this business but you are letting your looks over shadow that and no one gets to see just how good you can be.
By this point Alexis had moved from the side of the couch to right infront of John where she had her finger in face from telling John exactly what she thought and most of the people in the crowd and back thought of him. When Alexis was done with her rant on John she could see the anger on his face and started to back away slowly. John did not move from the spot he was in though his fist were clenched. The fans liking what they heard were cheering for Alexis screaming her name. John made no movement though his expression of anger was gradually slipping away and turning into a smile. When Alexis saw this a confused look came on her face as well as most of the crowd. John had gone from being angry to smiling and no one could figure out what he was smiling about. Alexis's eye brows raised and she stayed in one spot still with microphone in hand. John nodded his head at Alexis before raising the microphone to speak. The crowed went silent in anticipation of what John had to say to Alexis.
John Morrison
You know what Alexis I invited you on this show, my show, and I tell you to say what you have to say and you choose to talk about me. Now normally I would be flattered that someone chose to talk about me but I don't quite know what to say about the things you said about me. You tried to give me a chance? When was this chance in the two minutes you told Candice what she really is? When I asked you for a simple dinner and you said no. But you were right about one thing. I do care about how I look and I do the ability to make it in the business. But comparing me to Candice, that is where you are wrong. Do you think I'd just sleep with any girl? Heh, I may sexy, but make no mistake I am smart. You have to be VIP to get with me. I'm no pimp or slut. Now what I offered to you Alexis wasn't to try and get into your pants. What I tried to offer you was a dinner because I see a friend I could have here in the WWER. You may not see what we have in common Alexis but I do.And even if we have nothing in common you make me smile. You are honest and you speak your mind. That's better than most people who would just say something because they think it is what I want to hear. What I want is the truth and that is what you speak. So Alexis what do you think?
Alexis looks to the crowd as if asking them what they thought and their thoughts of John Morrison were the same as before.The boos of the crowd were loud and in unison. Alexis looked from one side of the fans to the other and looked straight ahead at John who was standing with his arms in out waiting for her responce. Alexis stood there thinking drowning out the crowd to hear her self think.Alexis had moved to the corner and leaned back still unsure of what to say to John. After some time Alexis gathered her thoughts and walked up to John looking him in the eyes. That is where she stayed in that moment while raising her micrpohone slowly to speak.
Alexis Laree
I'll tell you what I think. I think that you begged me to be on your show. I think that you are trying to intimidate me and are putting on a facade to trick me. I think you and Candice actually have a lot in common. Your 'compliments' are about as real as your pectoral muscles....and we all know what happens every other time there is a steroid test. It's almost a shame. You could be an incredible champion, but you choose to act like looks get you far. These 'looks' that you obsess over make you a model instead of a wrestler. If that's what you want, then leave the ring. Go find a runway somewhere and enjoy it. I'm sure that you'll get plenty of bookings. If not, then stop trying to become the show's personal slut and get serious. The fans out here do not want to see you picking up Jane Smith around the block. They want to see an ass kickin'. Now John, what were those questions?
John's smile still hasn't disappeared from his face. In fact it got bigger. John attempted to make no movement toward or away from the spot he was standing. After the initial fan reaction to what Alexis's comments they crowd was again stunned into silence. What was happening to John? No one could figure it out not even Alexis. Even after she just ripped him apart with her words John just stood there, with a smile on his face. Her expression was much like that of the crowd. John laughed some before he raises his microphone up again. The silence of the crowd remains as they wait to see what will happen next.
John Morrison
See that is what I mean Alexis. I can't get mad at you. You don't think twice before telling me off about who I am and what you think I'm about. I respect that. And that is why from now I'm going to make it my mission to become your friend. I'm going to be as nice to you as I can. When you need help I'm going to be there. When you need a friend I'm going to be there. I'm not going to stop until you and I become friends. But your right, these idiots want to hear you speak about your match tonight. So what do you think of your opponent tonight?
The fans are in total shock at this point and don't know what to think. The loud noise that had started the night had been turned to silence by the acts of John Morrison. No one was able to tell if this was an act or if John was actually speaking from his heart. Alexis had the same reaction as the crowd a stunned silence.She wasn't sure what to say or do to this reaction. She'd never just ripped someone apart and still have them be nice to her. John waited in the same spot still unmoving with that smile on his face that was beginning to scare everyone. Alexes tried but couldn't say anything.
John Morrison
What's wrong Alexis? Are you scared now? What is their to be scared of? I'm not going to hurt you. Like I said, I'm going to be there to help you. You wanted me to stop the conversation at hand and ask you the questions about your match and I have. So are you going to answer the questions or are you just going to stand there because you can't decide what I'm doing. I would think it's pretty simple in my opinion. If I wanted to attack you wouldn't you think I would have by now. Alexis your match later tonight is against Velvet Sky and Torrie Willson. Do you think you can handle to of the toughest diva's on Smackdown in one match? And do you think you deserve another shot against Shantelle? Do you think that GM Punk is bias put Candice against Shantelle tonight?
This had become to much for Alexis to take in as John did finally took a couple of steps forward. This movement maybe shot off the reflexes of Alexis as she hurried out of the ring and once out slowly backed up the ramp way never taking her eyes off of John. John had stopped at the edge of the ropes and Alexis kept walking never stopping the look on her face was unsure of John at this point. Everyone in the arena maybe believing that he was having a mental breakdown. Alexis fianlly made it all the way up the ramp and finally turned and headed backstage. Meanwhile John was still in the ring watching her the entire way and when she left John turned back to the crowd to speak once more.
John Morrison
Well it seems that my first guest of The Palace of Sexy has left the show. But you know that is ok. I still have one more piece of business to talk about before we go tonight. Everyone knows what this is about. Shiek Abdul Bashir, you and I will go at it tonight. And I think this will be one subject these idiots and I agree about. All we ever here is how much you think Americans hate you. Well you want to know something, we do! And something else, if you don't like it here in America then feel free to get the hell out because even I'm tired of listening to your load of shit. Tonight I plan on beating you and shutting your mouth. But listen to me Bashir after I beat you tonight I want a shot at that title. And once I win that title I'll send you third class because that is what you are all the way back to Iraq where you belong and you can shut you mouth about being in Amercia. I almost feel sorry for you having to be my first opponent here, but then again I don't. You will get the first taste of the new generation superstar and don't think I don't know about your little undefeated streak since you have been on Smackdown. It ends tonight with me. The Shaman of Sexy is here and that title and it's gold will soon be around my waist like it belongs.
The cameras go into a zoom shot of Morrison standing in the ring now with his microphone raised high in the air. You can hear a mixed reaction from the crowd to Johns response. He was right they don't like Bashir but they don't like him either. For the fans it is a win, win situation seeing both of these guys go at it and hurting each other. The camera's fade to black showing John still standing, posing with the microphone in the air like it was the title belt in his hands already.
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