In the back of the ROH locker room you can hear a sound coming from one of the locker rooms. Amber Gertner one of ROH's backstage interviewers is investigating where the sound is coming from and is being followed by a slew of cameras. The walk doesn't take too long as she approaches the mens locker rooms and the sound grows ever louder as she keeps walking. Upon coming to FIP champion James Storm's locker room the sound is at it's loudest and becomes obvious that he is snoring. Amber takes it upon her self to open the door to James's locker room and walk in. Amber walks inside with camera's behind her to find James Storm sitting in his chair, feet propped up on a table, cowboy hat over his eyes, and his title laying on his lap. Amber walks over to Storm and kicks his feet off the table. The sudden impact of Storm's feet hitting the floor wakes him up in shock as he looks around the room and finds Amber not three feet from him with a big smirk on her face.
Amber Gertner
Well now that you are awake, I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions about your match tonight with Raven and Alex Shelly. I'm sure you won't mind. So James do you have any plans going into your match tonight? I mean Raven is just evil I mean the guy kidnapped me, I still have nightmares about that. And you have to give the devil his due, he is no slack in the ring. And let's not forget about Alex Shelly, he is very innovative and can fly with the best of them. The contrast in styles might prove a challenge for you. What are your thoughts?
James Storm
First off, if you weren't so damn hot I'd beat your ass and throw you out of my locker room for waking me up like that. Secondly, I'm not worried about Alex Shelly and Raven. I'm going to do to them like I do to every one else I get in to the ring with, beat their asses. Do you see this title that is on this table. That means I am one of the best here in ROH. I have that title for a reason. Amber in case you haven't been watching ROH, this isn't the first time that Alex Shelly and Raven have fought. And that's not all of it. Raven, not like he could handle me on his best day any way, is depressed from asking Nadia to marry him and her turning him down like he was the highschool dork and she was the prom queen.
And lets not forget about Alex Shelly shall we. This won't be my first go around with Alex Shelly. We had our fights back in TNA and I always beat his ass there. It won't be any different here. The fact is, he is nothing more than just some little punk who thinks he is better than anyone else. He is more worried about his looks then how he wrestles. The fact is I'm just going to go in that ring and whip their asses. It's as simple as that. So do I have a plan? No. I don't need a plan when it comes to these two. I'm going to just have a beer or two or three and go win my match come back and drink some more.
Amber Gertner
You know you are just as egotistical as those two. You think you are better than every one else on this roster. I hope that all three of you get your asses beat tonight by each other. Maybe one of you will knock some sence in to the other one. You are probably the worst one of any of them. Raven may be messed up in the head and may have kidnapped me but at least beneath all of that misunderstood demented manic he is showing that he has a heart. Alex Shelly is young and he is up and coming in the business and he is just trying to make a name for himself. There is just no excuse for you what so ever. You don't have a heart. The only thing you care about is that title and if you have enough beer. You are just down right disgusting.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
What in the blue Hell was wrong with her. You know what, never mind I don't want to know. Woman are nothing but trouble son, listen to me, I know from experience. I have had three wives and the only thing that has done for me is cost me money. The only thing in this world you can count on is beer, hunting, and wrestling. Now, we got you that title and you didn't have to do any thing at Summerslam but tonight they have put you in a fight against two guys who are hungry. If either one of them get a pin over you they will be in line for a title shot. The best thing you can do is to shut them down now. Go in there and stomp a mud hole in their asses and walk it dry.
James Storm gets up out of this chair and walks over to the end of the dressing room and takes a twelve pack of Storm Beer out of a cooler and returns to the table. Storm hands a beer to Stone Cold and takes one for him self. The two pop the tops of the beers and do a toast before James Storm explains to Stone Cold what happened with Amber before he came him. As the camera fades to black you can see the two shearing a good laugh before their faces get serious to talk about the up coming match tonight with Raven and Alex Shelly.
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