When Raw returns from it's commercial break we hear Move by Thousand Foot Krutch come over the speakers in the arena. This brings the crowd to their feet with a lot of boos. After a few seconds from behind the curtain comes out the Intercontinental champion, JD Maverick, wearing a blue designer t-shirt, designer blue jeans, white sneakers, custom made sunglasses with crosses in the lenses, and the Intercontinental title over his shoulder. JD slowly walks down the ramp taking his time and not rushing. Once JD enters the ring he grabs a microphone from ringside and returns to the middle of the ring.
JD Maverick
Thank you, thank you, I know all of you out there love me. That is quite a reception you gave me there. I know it's hard not love me, I mean I am the best looking guy in the WWER. As much as I love talking about me, there are some other subjects that need to be addressed and that is why I am out here tonight. Now I know all of you tuned in to Raw last night, and it was an exciting night if I do say so my self. The first thing that happened obviously was the changing of the World title from Hornswaggle to Christopher Danials from ECW. Chris first off I want to congratulate you on winning the title, not that it took any talent to beat a midgit. And secondly, I wouldn't enjoy being the champion for to long, because the first chance I get I'm going to take it from you.
Now on to the rest of the night, I'm sure every one happened to see the main event with Randy Orton and I vs. Edge and Maryse. Randy and I did what we said by pounding them into the ground. But that wasn't the best part about the main event. The best part was when I got to Star Kick Maryse right in the jaw. Hahaha, that was such a great feeling. A feeling that she should get used to. I understand that even after this match that she wants to still compete for my title. But let's not get ahead of our selves here, first I just want to show everyone a reminder of what happened at the end of last weeks Raw.
The cameras spin around to face toward the titan tron and to a full screen view. The footage begins toward the end of the match. We see Maryse inside the ring with Randy Orton who is down on the mat and Edge is outside on the floor out cold. JD Maverick slides in the ring and surprises Maryse and Star Kicks her straight in the chin knocking her out cold to the mat. Randy gets the cover and wins the match. The camera returns back to the ring where JD Maverick is standing in the middle of the ring with a hug smile on his face. The fans are booing loudly towards JD who isn't paying them attention. After the fans calm down JD Maverick raises the microphone once more.
JD Maverick
Now wasn't that just fun to watch. I could find my self watching that over and over again. And I'm sure Maryse watched it over and over again with her boyfriend Edge in the hospital, or maybe she didn't because I kicked her so hard she was in a coma. You heard me right, Maryse was in the hospital after I kicked her in the jaw. I was hoping maybe they would have to wire her mouth shut but we didn't get that lucky. But I was feeling a little bad about what I did so I decided to take a little visit to the hospital to visit Maryse and make sure she is ok. So if you would all just turn you attention to the titantron why don't we see my visit to Maryse in the hospital.
The cameras once again go to the titan tron in a full screen format. When the camera fades in we see JD Maverick walking into the hospital. We see the nurses all turning around to take a look at JD as he walks by. JD walks up the counter and finds out what room Maryse is in and goes to the elevator. JD finds his way to the room where Maryse is supposed to be. JD knocks on the door and enters inside. When JD enters the room we see some one laying in the hospital bed. JD walks over to her. She is out cold from the medicine that has been given to her.
JD Maverick
Hey there Maryse, It's JD. Oh who am I kidding you know who I am. Well I just want to tell you I'm sorry. Well maybe I should tell you what I'm apologizing for before you assume any thing. You see I'm apologizing for you being here and for me not kicking Edge's head off and putting him here with you. But don't you worry, because after I get done with Edge on Monday he'll be in a hospital to. You know you are so much easier to talk to when you can't talk. But wow, you sure are ugly as Hell with out your make-up. Hmm..maybe I should help you with that. You know you got to look good for well, let's face it, no one is going to come see you, but I'll do it anyway.
JD turns Maryse over to where she is laying on her back. JD pulls out a black magic marker from his pocket and leans over and draws two black circles around Maryse's eyes and made it look like she was wearing glasses. Then he drew her a mustache above her lip. And on her forehead JD wrote: SLUT. JD turns to face the camera and shows his handy work and flashes a smile. Then we see the camera fade back to the ring where JD is standing with the same smile on his face. You can hear the fans booing all over the arena. As the calm down JD raises his microphone to speak.
JD Maverick
Hahaha, see, you can't say that I'm not a sensitive guy. I went and visited Maryse. And not only did I visit her I helped her with her make-up. I am such a nice guy. Maryse kick was just the beginning of what you are going to get. When you get your shot at my title I guarantee you that next time when I kick you in the head I'm going to make sure that when you get out of the hospital you won't be coming back to the ring. And don't you worry, like I said, after this week, Edge will already be there waiting for you.
The crowd boos excessively loud at the comments made by JD Maverick. JD had a smile on his face and dropped the microphone to the ground. JD posed for the crowd before exiting the ring and walking slowly up the ramp. As JD is walking he avoids the contact of the fans and when he reaches the top of the ramp JD takes the time to pose once more before finally going back stage. Then we see the camera cut to black and goes to commercial.
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