Teddy Hart 05-19-2013

Scene 1: On The Road Again Teddy and Kristen are on the road making their way to the next arena in Kansas City. Teddy is driving while Kristen is relaxing in the passenger’s seat. Both are dressed casually for the warm weather in the South. Kristen has her feet on the dash. She is leaning back in the seat with her sunglasses on as she talking to Teddy. Kristen Mellissa ~ Looking at this landscape out here really makes me miss being back in Canada. Especially with this weather being so hot, it’s outrageous. I love the sun and all but I’m just not used it. I want my cold weather back. Teddy laughs a little at Kristen and looks over at her while keeping his eyes on the road at the same time. She lightly punches him on the arms which causes more laughter to ensure from the couple. She shakes her head while fighting back a smile. Teddy Hart ~ I know what you mean though. If I wasn’t already used to all the traveling and the different weather it would bother me too. When I first started traveling outside of Canada in the Southern part of the US I didn’t like the weather change much either. But you will eventually get used to it. It won’t be long before we are back in Calgary anyway. Kristen Mellissa ~ I know! I can’t wait to see Nattie, Tyson, and David. I miss them so much. We always have a good time when we are together. We should give them a call pretty soon and try and get them to come to one of the shows to watch you wrestle. Then we could hit up the bars wherever we are at, at the time. Scene 2: 2 days before Raw Teddy sits down in a regular metal chair behind a covered table. Looking up Teddy sees a line of people waiting to get his autograph. Other superstars are around him and already starting to sign autographs. He takes a deep breath in and lets it out signaling for the first fan to come by and get his autograph. Teddy reaches down and grabs a bottle of water, twists the top, and takes a sip while waiting on the first person to step up. A large man and his little girl come up the table. Teddy puts on his best smile as the little girl is wearing one of his pink t-shirts and holding a photo of him. She walks up the table and smiles at Teddy showing her dimples as she smiles. Teddy couldn’t help but smile at the little girl, takes the photo, and signs his autograph. Father ~ Would you mind taking a photo with my little girl. She is one of your biggest fans. Every time she sees you on TV she says, “That’s my boyfriend!” Teddy Hart ~ Haha! That is sweet. Teddy looks down at the little girl. Hey there sweet heart, why don’t you come around here so that I can have a picture of me with my girlfriend. The little girls smile widens and her dimples show more. She runs around the table and Teddy picks her up and holds her in his arms for a photo. Her dad is behind the table takes the picture as his daughter kisses Teddy on the cheek. Teddy gives her a big hug, sets her back down on the ground lightly, and hands her the picture. She waves at Teddy and he waves back as her and her farther walk away. Teddy sits back and hopes the rest of the day goes just as smooth as the first fans to come by. The day begins to wear on and soon it is hard to tell one fan from another. They come up and ask for an autograph, ask for a picture, tell you how much they love you, then they leave and the next person repeats the process. Teddy puts on a smile the best he can but his patience is really beginning to wear thin with everyone. All he can think about is getting back home, cooking up a good meal, and spending some time with Kristen. The next fan walks up to the table and puts a picture on the table. Teddy takes the picture and signs it expecting the fan to say thanks and walk away. When Teddy looks up he notices the fan standing there and looking like he wanted to say something but couldn’t get it out because he was nervous. Teddy sets down his pen and looks at the guy for a moment. Teddy Hart ~ Is there something else you would like me to sign for you, or would you like a picture? Fan ~ Actually, I just wanted to tell you something. I know you have a lot of people here who want to get your autograph and take pictures with you, but this is the only chance I think I’ll get to tell you how you saved my life. Teddy Hart ~ Did you say that I saved your life. After hearing something like that, how can I not want to hear what you have to say? Tell me about what happened. Fan ~ I was on my way to one of the wrestling shows here a few years ago. I was just getting into the business and trying to work my way around the Indy circuit. The weather was bad, they weren’t even sure if they were going to be able to have show because of the weather. They ended up deciding that they wanted to have the show because the weather ended up being nice through the day. I was on my way to the show and I hit this icy patch on the road that caused my car to hydroplane off the road and into a telephone pole. Because of the speed I was going, it caused the pole to break and fall on top of the car, which only caused more damage besides just slamming into it. Luckily there was someone passing by not long after it happened and they called in and I got air lifted to a hospital. But, the way you saved my life, I think it was a week or two later I was watching the show on the TV in the hospital room and you were actually there competing. Toward the end of the show, you got on the microphone and mentioned what happened to me. You said that this night was and your match was dedicated to me. I saw how you fought hard that night and you did your best to put on a real show for the fans. When I saw you wrestle that night and the fact that you mentioned me, it gave me the strength to keep going and to get well so I could train and get even better. You didn’t physically save my life, but you did save my life. I wasn’t sure what was going to happen to me while I was laying there in the hospital. I wasn’t sure if I would be able to continue to wrestle, but after that night, it didn’t matter to me what the doctors said because I was determined to get back in the ring. So, now that I have gotten better and I have gotten back in the ring and training again I wanted to come and thank you personally for what you said, and for what you did for me that night. I don’t know what I would be doing today if it weren’t for you. Teddy couldn’t help but shed a small tear from his eyes. He wiped it away quickly. In the business you always hear about how people who say you are there role models, or something along those lines, but it’s not every day that a guy who is trying to make it in the business walks up to you and says you saved their life by something you did. It really makes what you do in the business worth it. Teddy Hart ~ I don’t even know what to say that. You have really caught me by surprise with your story. I am glad that what I did has helped you to get back into wrestling. That is such an amazing story. I’ll take that with me where ever I go. Teddy gets up from his chair and walks around the two guys hug for a moment and shake hands. The guys says a few more words before he departs. Teddy looks out at the crowd and notices that the line doesn’t look like it had gotten any shorter than when he had started earlier in the day. He looks down at his watch and notices that it is time that he can close up and head back to the house. Teddy starts to close his chair, get things set up to leave, and starts to walk away. A guy steps around the rope line and walks up to Teddy placing his hand on his shoulder lightly just to get his attention. Teddy turns around to see what the guy wants. Guy ~ Hey, could you sign the autograph for my son and take a picture with him real quick? Teddy Hart ~ I am already closed up for the day. I’m sorry your son didn’t get a picture and autograph, maybe next time though. If I stop to sign an autograph for you, others are going to think I should stay and do it for them as well. I have to draw the line somewhere, and I am closed for the day. Teddy turns to walk away only to have the guy grab his shoulder and stop him from walking. Teddy attempts to ignore the fact that the guy has put his hands on him twice without his permission, and tries to walk away once more but is stopped. Guy ~ Hey! I don’t know who you think you are, but this is just a little kid you are saying no to. Where are your priorities? Teddy ~ I already told you that it is nothing personal toward your son. I have to draw a line where to cut it off and go home. I have a life to live as well. So, if you would excuse me, I have to get home. Teddy turns to walk away one more time but the guy grabs out to stop Teddy again. This time Teddy turns around shoves the guy. He stumbles a few steps before falling down on the ground. The crowd around had their cell phones out and were recording what was going on. The rumbles from the crowd begin to fill the room. The guy gets off his feet and begins to yell at Teddy. He starts to come after Teddy but is stopped by security at this point. Teddy looks at the crowd and flips the guy off before turning and walking away. Scene 3: Explanation New Hart Foundation plays over the speakers. The fans who were just cheering moments ago are now booing at the top of their lungs. The lights in the arena go dark until a single spotlight of pink shines at the entrance. Teddy Hart and Kristen Mellissa step through the curtain and out onto the entrance. Teddy Hart comes out wearing loose pants with one side pink and the other black, and a streak of pink in his hair while Kristen is dressed in a pink dress, denim jeans, and pink heels. Teddy was wearing a smile on his face while Kristen showed her scorn and the fans were booing them. Teddy and Kristen made their way to the ring slowly, taking their time, but not taking the time to acknowledge the fans as they made their way down the ramp to the ring. Teddy climbs on the apron and up the near turnbuckle raising his arms in the air to bring further disgruntling chants while Kristen slowly makes her way up the steps. Teddy steps down and holds the ropes open for Kristen before entering the ring himself. Teddy grabs a microphone and heads to the center of the ring. Teddy Hart ~ I’d like to say WELCOME TO THE FIRST RAW! I know what you are thinking, this isn’t the first Raw. Teddy has lost his mind. You mistake me though. I mean welcome to the first Raw where it is all about Teddy Hart. Tonight there are a few things I need to get off my chest. So you get the privilege of hearing me speak. But then you idiots out there would start to think that I actually care about you, and I wouldn’t want to give you that misconception. The fact of the matter is this, I’m not out here to pander to you, I’m out here because the last time we were on the air you saw me giving poor Shawn Michaels a 450 splash and stealing his briefcase. Before that, as most of you have probably seen, I pushed a fan and he fell to his ass. The boos that had lowered down were now back in full force booing at Teddy Hart. Teddy only smiled at the fans causing the fans to grow louder with their chanting. Showing that he was not in a rush the fans finally stopped chanting and Teddy raised his microphone to continue speaking. Teddy Hart ~ I’m not here to apologize for my actions because I don’t apologize for things that should have been done a long time ago. I’ll start with Shawn Michaels, I bet all you fans feel sorry for him now that someone showed him up and showed him why he should retire. How short minded are you?! There was a time when you couldn’t stand him. Just like me, you used to boo him as well. Then he started pandering you and what do you do, you start to cheer him. Don’t you see that he is nothing special. He is a worthless hack who is trying to steal the limelight from the new generation of superstars. So in my view Shawn Michaels was just a victim of karma. He got what was coming to him after all his years of actions against other superstars. The fact is this, no one was ever tough enough to stand up to Shawn and give him a dose of his own medicine that was until last week. The fans once again find the opportunity to annoy Teddy by booing him and interrupting him from his speech. Teddy grits his teeth this time, a little perturbed that he was interrupted. Kristen walks up behind him and rubs his shoulders and whispers something in his ear and he shakes his head. Teddy calms down and so do the fans allowing Teddy to speak once more. Teddy Hart ~ You see! You boo me because I come out here and speak the truth to you. Shawn is off his game him. Last week was only the beginning. I stole his precious little briefcase, I gave him a 450 splash, and that was without speaking a work. I let my actions speak for me. I said it last week and I’ll say again until management hears me loud and clear. SHAWN WILL NOT GET HIS BRIEFCASE BACK UNTIL HE FACES ME IN A ONE ON ONE CONTEST AND CAN BEAT ME! The fans erupt in boos and chants on HBK all over the area. Teddy smiles this time showing the fans that they are not getting to him no matter how much they chant for Shawn. Teddy looks around the arena and waits until they decide to settle down before he raises the microphone to speak again. Teddy Hart ~ Just a few days before ago, I was in what some people would like to call an altercation with a fan. Let’s call it what it really was shall we, it was one of you idiots putting your hands on a star, but unlike those Hollywood pussies, I can defend myself. You idiots should count yourselves lucky with the fact that I even graced you with my presence, let alone signing my autograph and taking pictures. So, when I say I’m done, I am done. That worthless piece of shit got what was coming to him when his ass hit the ground. I hope his son was watching and learned something that day. Just as Teddy was about to continue speaking, Paul Heyman makes his way to the entrance ramp interrupting Teddy from speaking. Teddy notices the interruption and looks up at the stage with disgust toward Paul Heyman. Heyman on the other hand, has a smile on his face and is taking his time, enjoying making Teddy Hart wait. Paul Heyman ~ Teddy, Teddy, Teddy. I was informed of your actions last week about the altercation with the fan and I watched your actions against Shawn. I also know that tonight you are supposed to face two opponents from the other guys. I know that you and I don’t exactly get along. I don’t even care if you like me. The fact is this, you are a part of Team Heyman and I like what you are doing, so I just wanted to come out here and say good luck this week. Teddy Hart’s face had a if looks could kill style to it until Heyman mentioned his match on Raw. Teddy’s mouth turned into a smile and he began to lick his lips. Teddy didn’t bother raising his microphone, rather waiting to hear what Paul still had to say. Paul Heyman ~ Don’t think I don’t see you smiling there in the ring. I know you like to show off. I know you like to cause pain. That is why you and I work well as pair. Just keep up the good work and you are going to be going places. Tonight, crush those two and show them why Team Heyman is the best team on Raw! Teddy ~ You got one thing right Paul. I don’t like you. Don’t think me choosing team Heyman had anything to do with you. Tonight I’m going to go out there and destroy Anderson and Doi because I can and because I want to. That just reminds me of the last thing I wanted to talk about tonight. Let’s start with Doi shall we. There really isn’t much to tell you about this guy other than that he is complete and utter joke to the WWE and wrestling in general. I have already beaten this guy twice already and this week will make three in a row. Maybe management will get the hint and stop putting him in matches with me if they want him to stop losing. I mean you could probably put the guy in the match with a wet paper bag and he would still lose. He is pathetic and I can’t wait to beat him again and hopefully for the last time. Ken Anderson, or Mr. Anderson as he likes to be called. I could probably stand out here all night and talk to you about all the things this guy can’t do. He can’t speak even though he has a the biggest mouth of anyone I know. He can’t wrestle and thinks he can. And most of all, he thinks he can beat me! That is the biggest joke of them all. You got one thing right Anderson, facing me will be an honor. When I have you on your back for the one, two three, I will humble your punk ass and you will show me the respect I deserve. The fact is this, tonight I was put in a match against two nobody’s when I request for a one on one match with HBK. That’s okay though, because as long as management wants to put them in front of me I’ll keep knocking them down. There is no one here in the WWE who has mic skills like me, and there sure as Hell isn’t a guy in that locker room who can out wrestle me. I am the new generation of the Hart Family. I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. And I’ll cross my Hart Doi and Anderson, to crush yours! Teddy drops the microphone to the mat and takes Kristen by the hand. The crowd begins to show their distaste for the couple as Teddy opens the ropes for Kristen to exit the ring. After she is on the floor Teddy jumps over the ropes and to the ground to join her. He takes her hand once more and the couple walk up ramp and to the back.