Southern Justice 07-02-2013

Scene 1: Arriving at the Arena The scene opens up as Southern Justice are seen walking into the arena. James Storm is wearing his normal torn dark blue jeans, black cowboy boots, black t-shirt, and black trench coat, while Gunner is wearing a pair of ripped blue jeans, a sleeveless back t-shirt, and black sunglasses. The two are shown carrying a bag in their hands and James Storm with a beer bottle in his free hand. The two are laughing about something that the camera couldn't catch as they begin walking down the hall way to their locker room. James Storm You know that was not the best night for me at Invasion! I never thought I'd say this but the goat finally got the better of me. I shouldn’t have hired those two fools to try and protect me. He has gone freaking crazy and the only thing those two were good for was holding my beers. Thanks for taking my call and coming up so quickly. I’m glad you could make a deal and get here. Now we can really get down to business. And the first order of business is showing those two what two Southern boys can do. Gunner Heh, I know what you mean about the Bryan. I don't see how any one couldn't figure out that he would that crazy over what Matt Hardy did. I mean just look at the guy. You know, I’d almost say he has a crush on Matt and he is a little butt hurt that Matt broke his heart. And, as for Henry and Big E well they just got in the way, the fact that they like to think all the girls want them is a complete joke. Like you were saying, this week we will show them what two Southern boys can do this week. It’s time that Southern Justice made a statement to the locker room and show them that we can drink, we can have fun, but when we want we can kick some ass. James and Gunner enter the room and Gunner throws his bad on the floor while James sets his down gently and unzips the bag, pulls out two beers, and hands one to Gunner. They both pop the top of the beers, knock the bottles in a silent toast, and take a long swing from the bottles. James sits down at a table in the back of the locker room and props his feet up and leans back in the chair. James walks out of the locker room while Gunner closes his eyes for a while wanting to take a short nap before they get started with their training for tonight's match. Gunner eventually falls in to a deep sleep. Scene 2: Sweet Dreams Gunner was in a nice sleep with his feet propped up on a table as he leaned back in his chair. A sudden loud noise rang throughout the locker room which shocked him and made his chair tilt back with him in it to the floor. A second loud bang went through the room when he hit the floor. He rubbed his head for a minute and then slowly got to his feet bringing the chair back up with him. He looked around and saw James standing near the door way laughing his ass off at the situation. The anger on his face was apparent and James knew it. He walked around the table and begins a slow walk toward James. As he begins to get close to him, James pulls out from behind his back in his right hand a six pack of red bull. This stops Gunner in his track and brings a slight smile to James's face as in his left hand when he brings it around his body has a bottle of Jagger in it. Now a smile began to come across the face of Gunner. James Storm You know, you should have seen your face when I kicked the door open and it made the loud boom. It was as if you saw a ghost. Oh, man and watching you fall to the ground from the chair was like it was in slow motion. I only wish I could have had a camera to tape it to put on Youtube. You should know I wouldn't wake you up unless I came bearing pre-match gifts my man. I know I fight best when I have alcohol in my system. I figured you could share in the tradition. I know beer is my preferred choice of course but I wanted something a little stronger tonight. You know since we are dealing with Fat Albert and black Taz. Gunner I don't know what was so damn funny about making me fall on my ass. I was having a good dream about one of those diva’s I saw walking around the locker room. I don’t know who she is though. I just know that she has long black hair. Who knows, maybe she is friends with Ashley and can help you out. Well...I guess it would be funny if it were the other way around. But I should still kick your ass for doing it. You are one lucky son of a gun that you are my partner and you came bringing Red Bull and Jagger. Those few things are the only things that saved your ass. I'm not even worried about those two tonight. Well I can't say that, I'm wondering which one we will put in the hospital this week. I was thinking Big E but you know, though as you said, he looks like a black Taz, that is kind of weird in it's own way. But that other guy, Henry, he just, he reminds me of going to a circus and looking at the guys who always have something wrong with him, I think we have said it right all along, freaks. James Storm Dude I think you must have hit your head a little too hard when you hit the floor. I don't know what you are thinking. Friend or no frien that is just disgusting. I have seen who you are talking about and she is freaky. I have heard all kinds of things about her. I don't know if you need alcohol or if you need a doctor. Well freaks or no freaks, they are huge freaks. Hell, we need to find a way to keep Big E in the ring and Henry out of it. He is going to be the weak link in the team. Not to mention, I don’t feel like trying to lift Willy the wail and giving myself a hernia. I don’t know about you. Anyway, I think we should go ahead and start this drinking because we have a match soon and we are going to need our energy. I think I'm going to just start off with a shot of Jager to get the taste in my mouth before we begin with the Jager Bombs. Gunner I didn't hit my head that hard. It's not my fault you don't know a hot woman when you see one. I mean so she is a little different she still has a smokin body. Once you get those clothes off, she is just like any other woman. You go ahead and have your Jagger, I'm going to get a beer to drink and put on my head. You owe me a drink later tonight at the club for what you did by the way. Don't think the Jager Bombs are going to get you off the hook. Gunner turns away from James and walks slowly over to James’s bag to grab a beer. While Gunner is grabbing his beer James pops the top on one of the Red Bulls and begins to drink it while taking a swig of Jager with it. Gunner opens the beer before turning around and takes a long pull from the bottle. He stands up straight and turns around. When he turns around James is not standing on the ground but flying in the air. He has a large pair of black wings flapping from his back. Gunner rubs his eyes and looks at the beer bottle before looking back at James who has a smile on his face. Gunner What the Hell is going on here. Am I on some kind of reality TV show or something? Or did I just hit my head harder than I thought I did? I know… maybe I drunk some bad beer or something because this can't be happening. You are not flying. Those can't be real wings. I am finally going crazy. I knew this would happen one day. James don't just well… fly there. Say something, tell me that I'm dreaming or hallucinating or anything that is going to make this make sense. There has to be some logical explanation. James Storm Hahaha, don't freak. You didn't hit your head hard, well I don't think. You could be crazy… I don't know what happened to you as a kid and all after all. The beer I would hope is fine because we were both drinking it earlier. It's really simple if you think about it though man. If you drink a Red Bull, it gives you wings. Scene 3: Waking up Gunner felt some one shaking him in his chair and finally opened his eyes and saw James standing beside him shaking his shoulder. Gunner rubbed at his eyes and looked at James. He shut his eyes again, opened them, and looked at James. James stepped back and gave Gunner a quizzical look. Gunner pulled his feet down from the table and stretched out his arms. After a few minutes, he stands up from his chair. James still keeps his distance for a minute before finally deciding to say something to him. James Storm What the Hell is wrong with you? When I woke you up it was as if you saw a ghost or something. What were you dreaming about this entire time? It must have been something mighty freaky. Which isn't surprising considering who we are facing tonight. Maybe one of them put a curse on you to have bad dreams, haha. Or maybe it was that raven haired chick you saw earlier today. But at least you didn't hit me this time when I woke you up, you actually looked like you were scared to see me. You do know it's just about time to go to our interview for our match. We have to hurry up and get ready. We don't have much time. Gunner Man, I don't know if you want to know what I was dreaming about. That was some fucked up shit. Maybe she did put a curse on me or something. Or maybe I just have been looking at your goofy ass for too long now, either way you wouldn't believe me if I told you what I was dreaming about. As far as the interview goes, you know how I feel about that shit, they are lucky if Southern Justice decides to do an interview. I do my talking when I'm beating some ones ass not when I'm talking in a microphone. But I guess we can get ready, maybe this interview will take that damn dream off my mind. James and Gunner both stop talking and begin getting ready for the interview and for the match. Gunner slowly puts on his gear thinking about his dream and shakes his head a few times while getting ready. James looks over and shakes his head and laughs at Gunner knowing that he is thinking about the dream. A few minutes later they are ready to go to the interview. As they get set to leave Gunner hears laughter outside the doorway. Gunner opens the door to look outside, just barely sees a little bit of raven hair turning a corner in the hallway, and closes the door again not sure if he actually saw what he saw. As James Storm and Gunner get ready to leave and close the door behind them when they are done. Scene 4: Interview The scene opens up in the back stage area of Raw! Josh Matthews is standing ready with a microphone in hand and Southern Justice's James Storm and Gunner come up on each side of Josh. James Storm is wearing his normal torn dark blue jeans, black cowboy boots, black t-shirt, and black trench coat, while Gunner is wearing a pair of black blue jeans, a black sleeveless t-shirt with the Southern Justice logo on the back of it, a pair of aviators perched upon his nose and his black boots. James places his arm on the shoulder of Josh Matthews who looks very uncomfortable with Southern Justice so close to him. Josh Matthews Uhm, I'm standing back stage here with Southern Justice, James Storm and Shane Gunner. Guys, you made your premier as a tag team last week on Raw by coming out and talking to the entire roster. James, afater hiring Henry and Big E for protection last week and them failing this week you are in a match with them this week with your new partner Gunner. What is going through your mind tonight as you are set to face the two guys who are responsible for you losing the Intercontinental championship? James Storm Josh, for some one who has been doing this job for years now you ask the stupidest questions. You want to know what was going through our mind, it's very simple if you use your brain to think about it. Well now I see why you asked the question, a brain couldn't fit in that small head of yours. But Josh, it's simple, They wanted to make a statement when it came to James Storm and thought they could get away with it. What they didn’t realize is that you didn’t make a statement using James Storm, James Storm makes a statement by kicking your ass. You see when you run your mouth about Southern Justice we take that as a challenge and well we will collect on that challenge tonight. We said when we came out that people will be hurt. Tonight they will find that out the hard way. Gunner That's right James, They like to say they do it for the girls, that is why they are here. I mean that is probably where the they are right now, in a strip joint with buffet because they can’t actually get any girls and Henry has to eat so that Shamu doesn’t weight more than he does when he goes to Sea World. When we came out here last week we said we wanted one thing, the tag team titles. We also said we would do whatever we had to, to accomplish that goal. They wanted to make a name for themselves by letting my friend get hurt so we decided to shut they are the ones that are going to get hurt tonight. So not only did we send a verbal warning to everyone on Raw but tonight we send them a physical warning also. Josh Matthews Well, after last night management has decided that this week you will take on Henry and Big E in a tag team match. What exactly do you have planned to take on this unique duo? Gunner Josh, again with the dumb questions. Don't you know how to ask something intelligent? We are going to treat this match just like any other match. We are going to go out there and kick their asses all around the ring. It doesn't matter if one of them is a black looking Taz with the singlet and one of them is a whale pretending to be man. We have two goals in every match, one is to win, and the second is to make sure that one if not both of the people who are in the ring with us gets to make a special trip to the hospital for a very long time. James Storm That's right Gunner. It's not a good night unless we send someone to the hospital. It's also not a good night unless we have some alcohol, but that is for another time. Right now it's time to focus on the freaks that we have to face tonight. I think Gunner described them very well so I won't go into the details of what I think about them. What I do want to say though is something that the entire roster should here and understand, when it comes to Southern Justice, Sorry About Your Damn Luck!!! James Storm and Gunner both sport a smile at the camera and push Josh out of the way. They walk off the screen as we see Josh stumble back against the wall. Josh has this surprised and frightened look on his as he watches Southern Justice leave. The camera focus on Josh who is still too stunned to speak and the camera fades to black.