America’s Most Wanted’s music is heard through out the arena letting every one know which match will be next and who is coming out first. The crowed seems to be split as some are booing and some are chanting “AMW” out loud. James Storm walks out in his black cowboy hat, America’s Most Wanted trench coat, his black AMW trucks, and black boots while Shane Anzalone comes out in his aviators, black AMW vest, black pants, and boots. Shane and James walk to the ring with a purpose slapping the hands of the fans as they walk down the aisle. Once in the ring James grabs a microphone and tells the guys to cut the music. Once the music stops James raises the microphone to speak.
James Storm
Tonight the end of the tag team tournament is happening here at No Way Out. For the past few weeks now America’s most wanted has been very busy here on Smackdown! I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about but if you don’t then allow me to explain, you see since America’s Most Wanted has started competing in the ring we haven’t lost a match yet and we don’t intend on losing one tonight. But that’s not the end of what America’s Most Wanted has been up to, you see we had a job to, which was really fun getting to beat up a fake doctor and a crazy woman. We go to go over to ROH and beat up the wanna be Jesus. Then we have taken out, how many partners of Miz’s has it been, two or three now.
Tonight in our match next we are facing the fake doctor and one of the most sadistic people in the business, Stevie and Raven. You see though most people would be afraid to step in the ring with these two, Shane and I aren’t two of those people. The simple fact is that we are too drunk to be afraid and not to mention if the two of them can lose to the Miz by him self then why should we worry? And once this match is over we will be in our second match of the night which looks like it will be The Miz and his tag partner and girl friend Maryse, who is also the World Champion. Frankly I don’t know how she is the champion but I guess she knows how to sleep her way to the top. In any case, she won’t be able to sleep her way to the Tag Championships because they will be America’s Most Wanted’s and we have some thing that is going to guarantee that for us.
Shane Anzalone
You got that right James. The fact is that we are better than any team on Smackdown! and not only do we know, the guys in the back know it, but every one here in this crowd and all around the world know that we are the best team. But you see we have been having this problem with people wanting to attack us from behind. Now we can’t have that each and every week. It just gets tiring you know for us to have to go back and teach those people a lesson. So rather than then beat us up the first time we’d just rather get it over with the first time and be done with it. So we went out looking for some one who could watch out backs, some one who could handle our business, some who could look out for them selves as well, and last but not least, some one who isn’t to bad to look at. So with out further a do may we introduce to you our new manager, Kristen Mellissa!
Welcome to the jungle by Guns N Roses came over the intercom as Kristen Mellissa stepped onto the ramp. The crowd who remembered Kristen from the last time sent out a loud amount of boos which she didn’t care about and just threw up a smile. Kristen was dressed in a pink top that shaped down into a V with large collars that came just over top the shoulder. She was wearing a pink skirt that was short and came well above her knees, and pink boots that came to her knee that had a large heel to them. Kristen made a long slow walk to the ring making sure that every one got a chance to see just how good she looked. The guys in the crowd were yelling and whistling at Kristen as she walked by as the girls were booing just as loud.
Kristen finally made to the ring where Storm and Anzalone held the ring ropes open for her. Kristen walked to the middle of the ring and waited for Shane and James to join her. James and Shane raised a hand a piece and they posed for the crowd who certainly didn’t like America’s Most Wanted’s choice of managers. Kristen, James, and Shane all had smiles on their faces as the crowd showed their disapproval. Shane handed over the microphone to Kristen who gladly accepted it and waited for the crowd to quite down so she could speak.
Kristen Mellissa
It’s about time all you idiots out there shut your mouths. I know that all you guys are just drooling at the sight of me, but let me get this straight, you will never ever have me, and you want to know why, because I’m to o good for any of you. To all you bitches in the crowd, go ahead and be jealous because let’s face it, you’ll never have a body like mine, and no matter how much plastic surgery you do, you could never look this good. I am the hottest woman in WWER from past to present and that is some thing I don’t have to worry about changing.
Now, I know why all of you are wondering why I decided to take America’s Most Wanted up on their offer to be their manager. But if you were smart enough you would already know this answer. You see America’s Most Wanted is not financially challenged like you people out there. And not only that, let’s face it, they are the best and after tonight they are going to be the Smackdown! Tag Team Champions. And after that, they will win the Tag Championships from ROH and become the Unified Tag Team Champions. The best tag team deserves the best manager, and that would be me. Now sit your asses down in the seats and be prepared to watch my team beat the hell out of Stevie and Raven and later in the night, Miz and that bitch Maryse. And when it is all said and done we’ll be the ones holding the titles above our heads!
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