The scene opens up backstage in the Smackdown! arena in the office of America’s Most Wanted. As the camera man knocks of the wooden door and opens it up we see James Storm and Shane Anazalone sitting at the normal oak table with beer and cards scattered everywhere on the table. James Storm is wearing his normal torn dark blue jeans, black cowboy boots, black AMW t-shirt, and black AMW trench coat, while Shane is wearing a pair of black baggy jeans, a black leather vest with the letters AMW on the back of it, a pair of aviators perched upon his nose and his black Italian leather shoes. James and Shane both pick up a bottle of beer and chug it down before slamming the bottles on the table.
Shane
James, I hope you don’t mind but I think I’m going to start off this interview if that is what you want to call it. You see we called a camera man back here to our office because these days James and I are very busy between people hiring us, and us doing these jobs. And not only do we have to deal with that, we have our tag team matches to worry about for each week. And to top it all off, we have to wait and see which partner of Miz’s we get to beat up each week. So as you can tell it’s never a dull moment here on Smackdown! for America’s Most Wanted. So instead of coming out there in the open to address every one we decided to stay back here in our office if anyone wants to take their chances with us so they can’t take us off guard.
James Storm
I couldn’t have said any of that shit better myself Shane. You see it’s like this, when we started America’s Most Wanted we knew that we were going to make enemies. In fact we counted on making enemies; otherwise we would be bored sitting on our asses every night. When we decided to open up the business we knew we were going to get a little busier but didn’t expect so much business to come in so quickly. But that is ok, with all this business we have gained a lot of money in the process. While that is fun kicking people’s asses for money we still have our business in the ring. And right now there is a lot going on in the tag division on Smackdown! While we have to worry about who we will be facing from week to week like Shane said, we get to find out which victim Miz will bring out for us. It’s almost become a guessing game between us. We even have a bet on it each week; loser has to buy beer for the rest of the week.
But let’s get on to this Sunday at No Way Out. In our first match we have to face Raven and Dr. Stevie. We are very familiar with these two guys from TNA, so don’t think we are going to go and underestimate you dumb bastards. People say I have problem because I drink to much, they even go so far to call me an alcoholic, even though I don’t go to meetings, but getting back on topic, you two are a bunch of freaks that love pain like those freaks of nature MisChif and Miki Antony that we had to face last week. I’d say you need to check into a mental institution but they probably wouldn’t even know what to do with you. Well we may not know how to help you mental problem but we sure as Hell will know how to beat you and that is by pounding you into the mat until you are unconscious.
Shane Anzalone
Let me extend on what you said there James if you don’t mind. I have come across some freaks in my day. But I must say for the past two weeks it seems like management has seen fit to throw us the biggest freaks in the world. I mean look at Stevie for the first example. The man thinks he is a doctor. And when you look at it, he is worse off than most of his patients. And Raven, I don’t even know where to begin with Raven. The guy had parents who were loaded and decided that he didn’t want to be apart of that life. Instead we see him walking around in make-up and a skirt. If he weren’t so damn ugly he’d probably pass for a woman. I’m pretty sure in face that he has been asked out quite a few times by some guys. But back to the actual match. Do I think we really have to worry about a match against them when someone like the Miz beat both of them by himself. That doesn’t mean I’m looking past Raven and Stevie but I still think it is a joke that we even have to waste our time getting in the ring with them.
This brings us to the next part of the night. Not if we win, but when we win against Stevie and Raven we will be in a second match that evening against either the Motor City Machine Guns or Miz and his mystery partner. Where to begin, I think I’ll start with the Motor City Machine Guns, which should be simple considering that we already beat them once. They are nothing more than a couple of young punks who think they are better than everyone else. But what they found out was that when we got our hands on them they are nothing. As a great announcer and many parents once said, we took them to the woodshed. So if you wondering do we want to face them again, not really, not when we can finally get our hands on the Miz in a match and to make it more sweet, when we win, and we will, to be able to hold the titles over his head as he is laying unconscious on the mat.
James Storm
Those two little punks make me laugh. I will give them that much. I’ll even go as far as to say that they have some talent in the ring and can do things that a lot of us can’t do. But you see what they lack is experience. That is where I come in. One day they are going to be a great tag team, but as long as Shane and I are around as America’s Most Wanted they might as well get used to taking a back seat to us. This second match we don’t know who we are going to face and I agree with Shane that I don’t want to face Motor City Machine Guns again because I want to get my hands around the neck of the Miz once and for all and strangle him until he can’t breathe.
That’s right Miz, we are making you as our next target. We are getting tired of these games that are being played each and every week where you bring in a new tag partner because we have to go and attack them and put them in the hospital. How many more people’s head to you want on your shoulders Miz? Or do you even care how many people that we have to take out as long as in the end you gain your purpose of what you want. If America’s Most Wanted has anything to say about it, it will end Sunday night when we get in this ring. We hope and pray that you beat the Motor City Machine Guns just so you can face us, and then there will be nowhere to run and nowhere to hide for you.
We have sat here and talked about every one we can potentially face this Sunday night at No Way Out. But the fact is this, come the end of the night, no matter who we have to face, whether it be Raven and Stevie, then Motor City Machine Guns or Miz and his mystery partner, we will be standing in the middle of the ring with those tag team titles in our hands. It’s not hard to see why, we are the best tag team on Smackdown! and we intend on showing everyone just why that is. So any one that has to step in the ring with us at No Way Out know this, you are going to be a victim and we just have one last thing to say to you, SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!!!!
The camera zooms into the faces of Shane Anzalone and James Storm and the fire can be seen their eyes before the camera begin to back off slowly. James and Shane pick up another bottle of beer and begin to drink as the camera still backs slowly out opening the door and shutting it on the way out. As the door shuts and you can no longer see America’s Most Wanted the scene fades to black then opens back up in the arena where the fans are booing and standing on their feet waiting to see the rest of the show.
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