AJ Styles
Well, Ric, looks like we are back in this shit hole town of Seattle. You know the only reason we left Las Vegas is because here tonight is the gauntlet match for the ROH World Title. After tonight this place will at least be known for one thing, the shit hole town that AJ Styles won the ROH World Title. I mean every one knows that the foot ball team, basket ball team, and base ball teams from this state suck! They couldn't win any thing if every one else dropped out! The idiots in this town wouldn't know how to have a good time if it smacked them in their ugly faces! I hope yall don't think we are actually going to stay here and celebrate. As soon as I have that title in my hands Ric, myself, and the rest of the Horsemen will be back on our way to Atlanta to celebrate. You know that is a great place to live. But the idiots here wouldn't know about good living. I'm willing to bet most of the people who bought the tickets here got the money from well fare.
The fans let out a tremendous amount of boos toward the comments made by AJ Styles who ignores the crowds feelings. AJ laughs at the crowd as he turns the microphone over to Ric Flair who is also laughing at the crowd. The ladies look on in disgust at the crowd and Ric Flair licks his lips as he raises the microphone which only makes every one start booing louder than before. Ric lowers the microphone again waiting for them to settle down with a smile on his face. The lady next to Ric leans over and gives him a kiss on the cheek and Ric lets out a big WOOOOO!!! which some of the crowd can't resist but to WOOO!!! back at Ric. AJ trades a look with Ric and he raises the microphone once more ready to speak what is on his mind.
Ric Flair
You do know I could care less what you idiots think of me. I have been in this sport for so long that it doesn't effect me. The longer you shout out what you think of us the longer we are going to be out here because we are not going to talk over you. So if you shut your mouths and let us get out what we have to say we can be on our way back to the locker room to get ready for the match later tonight. You see we have several different matters we need to discuss but before I get to a few of those matters let me address what AJ just had to say about the people here.
AJ, you couldn't be more right! I have been wrestling for three decades and this place is like huge homeless shelter. I bet if you look in the crowd two out of three women will be pregnant and four out of five men will be jobless living on the streets because they are to lazy to get out and look for a job. If I could choose a place for you to win the title it wouldn't be here, but we can't control where management decides to holds the events. I won't even remember this place in the morning, but I tell you what I will remember, the celebration of AJ Styles winning the ROH World Title.
Now, on to matters that are far more important than the poverty level of this town. AJ and I as well as the rest of the Horsemen caught wind of CM Punk had to say about each of us. You see going in to tonight we had no specific person that we had any problems with, but Punk, you and your little band of merry gay men have crossed a line that you are going to wish that you never saw. We told every one the day we formed that we don't back down from any one and we will hurt any one that gets in our way. Punk, you had to go and open your mouth about us? About me? Do you know who I am? I am the Nature Boy! I'm the limousine riding, jet flying, kiss stealing, wheeling and dealing, son of a gun! I am a sixteen time, count them if you can, sixteen time World Champion. I may be getting up there in age, but let me tell you, I can still beat your ass on my worst day! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Ric gets worked up and passes the microphone over to the lady who was over his arm and takes off his jacket and throws it on the mat. AJ and his two ladies move out of the way with smiles on their faces knowing what is about to happen. Ric bounces off the ropes and elbows his jacket on the ground and gets back up and does it once more before getting back to his feet. Ric had a wild look in his eye and a smile on his now reddened face. Ric catches his breath as the lovely woman passes the microphone over to AJ Styles. AJ keeps that smile on his face as he watches Ric pick up his jacket off the ground and places it on the ropes. AJ raises his microphone and starts to speak.
AJ Styles
You made a great point there Ric, you see, we haven't been on ROH as the Horsemen for even a week yet before we have some one who thinks they want to run their mouths about who we are. But you know, of all the guys on ROH I can't say that I'm surprised about who it was that decided to open his big mouth. CM Punk, you have not gone unnoticed here in ROH that is for certain. But please don't take that as a compliment, because it's not. You see these idiots aren't the only ones who are tired of hearing your preaching about the same old thing night after night. After the first time I heard it, I was already bored and annoyed.
You see you made your first mistake by talking about the Horsemen. Of all the people on the roster you had to go and talk about us. Well it's safe to say no one has ever called you a smart man. That is if they have called you a man at all. You see Ric and I were just talking about this the other day and we agree that if you take a picture of the teen wolf and put it next to you we get a good match. Does being straight edge mean that you can't use a razor? I mean come on man, you have more hair than a wholly mammoth, some one would have to use hedge clippers to even begin to get rid of your, well to be frank, your hole face. You wanted to talk about our talent? Well, Punk, to be honest, I'm not impressed by you.
But let's talk about your life style choice since you so heavily wanted to talk about ours. You preach about a life style where you don't drink, you don't take pills, etc, etc. You call your little group of misfits SES, or Straight Edge Society. But you know for all your talk about being straight edge, the only thing you have become is a straight pussy, which, I'm sorry to say Punk, I've seen monks have more sex than you, and nuns have more fun! I love to drink, I love the ladies, I love sex, and I love to party. And frankly Punk if you have a problem with what I and my brothers like to do then don't spout off about in the ring when we aren't here, come face us in the ring and get your ass handed to you like man or what ever the hell you are.
The fans have no reaction to what AJ has said due to they dislike both SES and the Horsemen. There is no love loss between the fans and either of these factions. AJ lowers the microphone and looks around a the silent crowd for a moment then looks over at Ric who has calmed down. Ric gets a smile on his face then gets the microphone from AJ and runs his thumb across his chin. Ric takes a look around at the silent crowd and raises the microphone up to his mouth to begin to speak once again.
Ric Flair
I couldn't have said that better my self. AJ every day that I spend with you I see more and more why I chose you to take my place. I knew you had it in you to be thee best. And hearing you throw out words like that, makes me proud. I already know that you have the talent to back it up, and now you have the look, the ladies, and attitude. There is only one thing that is left to do and that is win the World Title. And AJ, normally I'd say that it's going to be easy. But tonight you do have to go through the entire roster in ROH. It is going to be a test of your talent but I have faith at the end of the night you will be the one who has his hand raised and is crowned the NEW World Champion!
To the rest of the roster on ROH, you better bring your best game tonight if you even want to stand a chance. But don't expect to win. AJ Styles is the next World Champion if you like or not, if you love him or hate him, get used it! The reason I say bring your best because I want all of you to know that once you have been beatin that you just aren't good enough to compete with AJ Styles. And once AJ wins the title don't expect us to be defending it every night! if you want a shot at the title you will have to work it! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The fans once again take the opportunity to boo at the comments made by the Nature Boy Ric Flair. Ric's only response to the fans is a smile as he looks over at AJ who is also smiling at the fans and at Ric. Ric passes over the microphone to an eager AJ Styles who is waiting to address the the rest of the locker room of ROH. The fans are still booing and show no signs of stopping so AJ whispers in the ears of the ladies who gigle at what AJ had to say. After a couple of minutes they begin to calm down and AJ raises the microphone to speak.
AJ Styles
Ric, I have said it once and I don't mind saying it one more time, by the end of tonight, you are looking at the next ROH World Champion. I'm not even worried about the entire roster of ROH, I mean there is no one there that can stand up to me and I'm not about to waste my breath saying any thing else about them. I am the best in the business today bar none. So I welcome any one to come out to the gauntlet match and try me, but like Ric said, you will not win. I am the Phenomenal AJ Styles and I am the next ROH World Champion!
AJ drops the microphone to the ground as, Get Ready To Fly, blares over the arena and AJ and Ric hold up the four fingers, the sign of the Horsemen. They hold that pose for a few minutes before leaving the ring with the lovely ladies and beginning their decent back up the aisle. As the reach the top they turn around and hold up the sign one more time for all the fans to see then walk to the back as the scene fades to black.
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